Mac: I want my 35 cents back. Charlie, give him the pear.

Charlie: I can’t, I just ate it.

Mac: The whole thing?

Charlie: Yeah, it was pretty gross.

Mac: The STEM and then the, and the CORE?!

Charlie: You didn’t tell me not to eat the stem dude!

Mac: Did you eat the STICKERS THAT ARE ALL OVER IT?!

Charlie: Yeah, it was gross.

Mac: OF COURSE IT’S GROSS, IT’S A STICKER BRO!

Charlie: I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME DUDE!

Mac: OH MY GOD, this whole thing is a disaster… I… I’m going back to the car…

Dennis: Think about it. She’s out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. She looks around her, what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. “Oh, there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, say no?”

Mac: Okay…that seems really dark though.

Dennis: No, no, it’s not dark. You’re misunderstanding me, bro.

Mac: I think I am.

Dennis:Yeah, you are. ‘Cause if the girl said no, then the answer obviously is no. The thing is that she’s not gonna say no, she’d never say no…because of the implication.

Mac: Now, you said that word “implication” a couple of times. What implication?

Dennis: The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but she’s thinking that they will.

Mac: But it sounds like she doesn’t wanna have sex with you.

Dennis: Why aren’t you understanding this? She doesn’t know whether she wants to have sex with me, that’s not the issue.

Mac: Are you gonna hurt women?

Dennis: I’m not gonna hurt these women, why would I ever hurt these women? I feel like you’re not getting this at all.

Mac: I’m not getting it.

Dennis: Goddamn.